I worked at home today while Mrs JD, officially on strike as a Civil Servant, watched daytime TV.
“If you can answer this you win a thousand pounds; How many eyes does a human have? Call us on 123 now!! (£8 per min, 10 min call)”
We went out in the evening to go and see Big [...]

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Today I’ve got to grips with just how fast things move in the maternity world. Sort of.
Random Link: irc.evtek.fi/urllog/2003/12/09/deerz2.swf

Tags: art, blog, creationrobot

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I kick some random muppet out of #bluetubas, then he messages me:
[19:02] [globester] ——-(__)
[19:02] [globester] ——-(oo)
[19:02] [globester] cccccccccccccccc
[19:02] [globester] Cow in teh water \o/
[19:02] [globester] atleast save the cow :/
[19:02] [Jackdaw] i can’t save the cow
[19:02] [Jackdaw] i can’t
[19:02] [globester] you’re not hardcore
[19:02] [globester] what if it was your kid :o
[19:03] [Jackdaw] he’d eat the [...]

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I’m a dad.
omfg
Yup. Mrs JD is pregnant. She’s happy, I’ve gone into shock and barricaded myself in under my desk.
My dad, the soothsayer of baby genders with 100% track record so far, has proclaimed itís a boy.
omfg
At some point I know Iím going to have to come out from under here but if I [...]

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Well how did that happen. OK, so I *know* how; just don’t picture it and we’ll all be alright. I wouldn’t want to scar you for life or anything.
Had some news this morning that changes everything.
E v e r y t h i n g.
This question I’ve been asking myself is this, do I write [...]

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Slashdot | Electronic Burglary in the Senate
Why isn’t this news everywhere? Why isn’t this getting shouted from the roofs and calls for impeachment echo from the steps under Washingtonís statue?! This is way bigger than a President who liked to have a blow job.
Hell, I like blowjobs; but I wouldn’t steal from other people [...]

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Added a PHP hangman game from a script site, I will add categories when I get the time; but at it is right now I’m approx two hours later than I should be in going to bed. I’m going to be a zombie tomorrow :(
Have fun and see how much of a geek you are.
Coming [...]

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This is my .htaccess file, pulled from various websites, and from iamawolf.com. As an aside, that site has the most bizarre site logo I’ve ever seen. Tempted to email and ask why?
Anyway, back to htaccess. For this to work the server must be running on Apache and have the all of the required options enabled. [...]

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