I worked at home today while Mrs JD, officially on strike as a Civil Servant, watched daytime TV.

“If you can answer this you win a thousand pounds; How many eyes does a human have? Call us on 123 now!! (£8 per min, 10 min call)”

We went out in the evening to go and see Big Fish, the new Tim Burton film. We didn’t make it as somehow we ended up in a Pizza Hut eating the most greasy pizza man has ever concieved.

This thing arrived on our table glazed, the light refracting from it’s surface to form a rainbow crossing across the rainbows from other tables. We ate the thing to stop it blinding us and quickly stumbled to freedom wondering how we ended up there.

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