Just to keep Gareth happy, and because he’s about to die in a huge plane fireball trying to get to Italy, this is a blog post.
In Italy:
- Always carry change, the toilets all have demented old women in them who insist on getting cash off you before allwoing you to pee. It is truly odd
- Crossing roads is taking your life into your hands. Seriously. You better hope what is on the other side is REALLY worth it, bollocks to what the chicken thought
- Live of Pizza and beer, both are great in Italy. The Pizza is even healthy!
- Remember Italians have a siesta, eveything closes down from 1 to 3-4PM
- Italians walk like they drive, dodge them or you will be mown down
