cats had opposable thumbs? Well, aside from the extinction of birds, rodents, rabbits and indeed anything that would fit in a cats mouth, this would allow cats to invent and build.
This second thing they would invent, assuming the first to be some kind of mass small wildlife killing, processing and canning machine, would be a laser pointer.
By fair means or foul (the jury is out on that) the house of JD has acquired a laser pointer. What a cat toy, it’s fantastic! Admittedly you have to be careful with it, remember kids; blind cats may be funny but it’s not right.
With this little device I can perch myself on the landing and make the cats run into three different rooms and traverse two sets of stairs. So which I sit content, drinking a cup of coffee with my smoking jacket on, pipe lit and comfy slippers on (OK just a cup of coffee), a herd of cats storms around the house chasing a bright red dot. I eventually have to stop when they pass out; some would say stop before your cats collapse but I push myself that little further.
One day they are going to work out they can’t actually catch the laser dot and that’s the day of the revolution my friends.
