I love good quotes, I’ve heard these before but they should be repeated:
Winston Churchill: Madam, you are ugly.
Lady Astor: And you, Winston, are drunk.
Winston Churchill: Ah yes, but in the morning I shall be sober.
Lady Astor: If you were my husband Winston, I should poison your soup.
Winston Churchill: And if you were my wife, I’d drink it.
And here’s a gag deeper than a barrel of frogs:
A man walks up to a beautiful young woman and says, “Will you sleep with me for a million dollars?”
She says, “Sure.”
So he says, “Will you sleep with me for a dollar then?”
She slaps him in the face and says, “What kind of woman do you think I am?”
He replies, “We have already established that, we are just arguing over price.”
Note that on my sidebar is a random quote section now, called ‘Quoth the raven’. A large selection of pithy quotes for education and amusement.
