This is great! http://overklokking.no/art.php?artikkelid=14773 It might be a while before you can see it though as the site got slashdotted a little while back. So as a consolation, some random Bender quotes:
Hey I’ve got a busted ass here but I don’t see anyone kissing it!
Well, somebody’s being awfully aluminum.
I’ve personalized each of your meals. Amy, you’re cute, so I baked you a pony!
When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Steam Shovel!
That’s no flying saucer! That’s my ASS!
Welcome to the Bender express, making stops at where ever the hell I feel like.
Ah, Let’s face it, comedy’s a dead artform. Now tragedy, that’s funny!
Ahh, computer dating. It’s like pimpin, but you dont really have to use the phrase, ‘upside your head’.
Stupid can opener! You killed my father and now you’ve come back for me!
I never made anybody’s life easy and you know it!
Court’s kinda fun, when it’s not my ass on the line.
Fry, in order for me to get busy at maximum efficiency, I need a girl with a big 400 ton booty.
Naw, this week I’m on caught on tape three, cuz of what I did in the coffee pot.
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