- [Gir goes crazy and stuff]
*Gir: ” Hi Floor. Make me a sammich!”
*Zim: CURSE YOU, SNACKS! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOOU!
*Gir: “Cows are my friends.”
- [Zim eats waffles]
*ZIM:Hey look, they’re making artificial beavers.
*DIB:He’s after our beaver technology!
*Zim: “Hey these aren’t bad. What’s in ‘em?”
*Gir: “There’s waffle in ‘em!”
*Zim: “You’re Lying!!!”
*Gir: “These ones got peanuts and soap in ‘em!”
*Zim: “Gir, your waffles have sickened me! Fetch me the bucket!”
*Gir: “I love to make waffles!”
*Nick: “I’m so happy! I dont ever wanna leave this magical place!”
- [Plague of Babies]
*Gir: “awww(joyous) he’s so cuute… and stinky looking.”
- [Bad, bad rubber piggy]
*Gir: “OOooooOOOooohhh!”
*Zim: “A Hunter Des…”
*Gir: “What is it?”
*Zim: “A Hunter Destry…”
*Gir: “What Is It???”
..brief pause…
*Zim: “A Hunter Destroyer Machine.”
*Gir: “Wait… if you destroyed Dib in the past… then he wont ever be your enemy… then you wont have to send a robot back to destroy him and then he will be your enemy, so then you will have to send a robot back. *Head explodes*
*Dib: “The pig…. it haunts me…”
*Zim: “More Piggies Gir! I DEMAND PIGGIES!!!”
*Dib: “You can hide zim! But you can’t … HIDE!!!”
*Zim: “Zim, Don’t use the time machine, love Zim.”
*Gir: “Why? Why, my piggy? I loveded you, piggy! I loveded youuuuuu!”
*Zim: [holding aloft a plush piggy] “THESE are for SCIENCE!”
- [The parent teacher night]
*Dib: “By the way Zim, it’s not called parent-teacher night. It’s called Zim-doom-parent, Zim-doom-zimmy-doom night. Heheheh. Watch out for that puppy.”
- [The sad, sad tale of chickenfoot]
*Dib: “Chicken Foot, come back! You’re not a freak, you’re just stupid!”
- [Megadoomer]
*Gir: “*gasp* It’s got chicken legs!”
*Zim: “Yes…’chicken’ legs.”
*Gir : “The plug thing, it’s not plugged.”
- [Walk of doom]
*Gir: “(sniff)…I miss you, cupcake.”
*Zim: “You expect me to pay to be on this filthy machine? Have you the brain worms?!!”
*Policemen:Hey, that’s the guy, and he’s back for mooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeee!!!!!!! (pauses) Get him!
- [The Most Horrible X-mas Ever]
*Santa: “And what do you want little boy or girl?”
*Gir: “I wants me a barrel-a floss, And I wants two balls of glue TO BE MA FRIENDS. And i wants to go dancin’ NAKED. And I wants…and a chair made-a cheese, and a table made-a cheese”
*Mr. Slushy: But Zim and Dib were wrong that day. Santa lives on…
*Small Child: In the hearts, and minds, of us all? [giggles]
*Mr. Slushy: NO! OUT IN SPACE! GATHERING POWER! And every Christmas, he returns to Earth, and that’s why we all live in this protective dome! [alarm sounds] Looks like Santa’s here! RAISE THE SHIELDS, CHILDREN!
- [Door to Door]
* Poop Dawg: Zim…..ZIM!
* ZIM: Heh? What is this? Who are you?!
* Poop Dawg: I am..
* ZIM: Who are you?!
* Poop Dawg: I am..
* ZIM: Who are you?!
* Poop Dawg: “Hohohoho *pause* Yo! *pause* Hohohoho”
- Yet to be classified
* Zim: “Prepare yourself, filthy beast of meat and hair. Your magical love adventure begins NOW!”
* Zim: “I will rule this planet with an Iron Fist!…You! Obey the Fist!”
* Gir: “I love this show!”
* Zim: “The Earth is doomed.”
* Gir: “I want to watch the angry monkey show.”
* Gir: “aww… my bees.”
* Zim: “Don’t be ridiculous. I have already stuffed my normal human belly, so full of delicious human FILTH! that I simply could not eat another bite.”
* Zim: “Shut your noise tube, taco unit!”
* Zim: “Gir, why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!”
* Gir: “I made it MYSELF!!”
* Gir: “I’m dancin’ like a monkey!”
* Zim: (multiple times, while pointing at a dog)”MADNESS!”
* Zim: (stated many times, in various tones) My Tallest!
* Zim: THE MEAT! THE MEAT! THE HORRIBLE MEAT!
* Zim: Thats it, Dib. Laugh now, yes. Laugh and Frolic in your vile meats of evil…meats of evil! (ominous voices start saying meats of evil)But know that vengeance will be mine. Oh, how it will be mine!
* Zim: You’re nothing, Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
* Zim: “Surely that was no human bee!”
* Zim: “Invader’s blood marches through my veins like giant RAIDIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me! DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS!”
* Gir: “Your head smells like a puppy!”
* Gir: (to Gaz)”Only if you dance with me!”
* Zim: “Is it supposed to stupid?”
Tallest Purple: “It’s not stupid, it’s advanced!”
* Gaz: “Where’s Dib?”
Gir (in duty mode): “YOU ARE AN INTRUDER, YOU MAY NOT PASS.” Gaz (this time in an angrier tone): “Where’s Dib?” Gir (back in normal mode): He’s down this way!”
* Zim: Now, GIR, it’s time for disguises.
* Gir: Can I be a mongoose?
{later}*Zim: Now for you, I was thinking, a dog.
* Gir: Can I be a mongoose dog?
* Zim: Now we must collect useful information that will aid us in making our disguises and planting our base of operations!
* Gir: I saw a squirrel!
* GIR(after Zim wears his diguise for the first time):Master, where’d ya go?
* ZIM:I’m right here GIR, it’s me. And keep it down!Do you want to wake up the entire planet?!
* GIR:I do.
* GIR: Cows are my friends.
* GIR:Hi!
* ZIM: Finally GIR, I need your help. I’ve been captured!
* GIR:YAY!!!!!!!!!
* ZIM:No, that’s bad GIR!
* GIR:YAY!!!!!!!!!
* ZIM: GIR, I need you to listen very, very, very, very, very,very carefully.
* GIR(drinks slushie):What?
* ZIM:Sweet jumping jellybeans!
– From Wikiquote
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