America’s NSA, the super secret card carrying squirrels of the USA government, have released a document on its thoughts regarding UFOs. This is the same document that in the 1980′s was classified ‘Top Secret Umbra’ — which is really secret, we’re not kidding secret, we may have to eat your eyeballs secret. The top level of secrecy applied to documents. The document can be summed up as follows: Meh. However should you desire to read the slightly longer version here is the link to Space.com: SPACE.com — X Files Opened: The National Security Agency’s UFO Investigations Unearthed

But for those hungry to show a great government conspiracy is at work and that alien-driven UFOs routinely cruise through our skies, the just brought to light document won’t help you. “The affidavit does not discount the UFO phenomenon…it simply doesn’t address it one way or the other,” Aftergood concluded.