WidowPC’s Sting 917X2 claims to be the world’s first dual core laptop
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WidowPC’s Sting 917X2 claims to be the world’s first dual core laptop

December 2nd, 2005 · No Comments

Super powerful laptop for hard core gamers. As laptops outsell desktops these days this was bound to happen. Even though this laptop has three drawbacks:

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It is so heavy is bends space time to the point where prolonged use means you are you own grandparent.

It gets so hot that it ignites the air around itself, turning anything within six feet to a fine ash. This doesn’t mean that AMD chips will shut down as they are designed to run hot.

The battery life is measured in pico seconds*, the laptop will only boot if you are within 2 miles of a nuclear power station. Be polite and call them before pressing the on button.

WidowPC’s Sting 917X2 claims to be the world’s first dual core laptop - Engadget - www.engadget.com

*A pico second is 10 to the minus 12 seconds.

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Category: Consumerism · CreationRobot · Games · IT

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