Rampant speculation is roaming the internet, devouring blogs with pointless spewings of speculation that hold no weight or value.

I refuse to miss out on such entertainment and offer you Gizmodo’s roundup of possible Apple announcements on April 1st, Apple’s 30th birthday:

iPod AV with Touchscreen

iPhone

New MacBooks

New Intel Desktops

OS X Vista – Now with BSOD!

iPod Stool – Orally Administered iPod, Pounding Bass Loosens Bowels

Steve Jobs Diamond Made from Carbon and a Whisp of His Delicate Pubic Hair

Apple Defibulator

Swedish Meatballs a la Ikea at the 24/7 New York Apple Store

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