Nine least likely Apple-turns-30 surprises

March 30th, 2006 · No Comments

9. John C. Dvorak named product strategist
8. Steve and his Oracle pal Larry Ellison go hunting; Larry shoots Steve in the face
7. The iPhone Shuffle: hit a button, call a random number
6. iTunes for Linux
5. Solid gold 30th anniversary Mac: you can’t use it, but it sure looks posh
4. A Jobs-branded fashion line, with the ad slogan: “Here’s to the pretty ones.”
3. Apple Newton starts shipping again. Not with any upgrades, it just starts shipping again
2. Apple buys Disney, Mickey Mouse mascot replaced with Jonathan Ive
1. Steve wears a bowtie again — over his turtleneck

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