Some Random Sam and Max Quotes

May 23rd, 2006 · No Comments

Stewardess: “I’ve been authorized by the captain to give you boys ANYTHING
you want.”
Max: “Then bring me all the unclothed women my poor eyes can stand!”
Sam: “Jesus, Max, take it easy– you don’t even LIKE girls!”
Max: “Oh, yeah, in that case– how about some more of these great peanuts?”
Sam: “You crack me up, little buddy!”

“Well, it all started the day before today. I remember it just like
it was yesturday.”
–Moleman

Sam: Well you’re looking hale and hearty little buddy.
Max: I’m a coffee achiever Sam!

Sam: Yes… yes… yes… NO! Really? Well the same to you mack.
Max: Another confused census taker?
Sam: No, actually it was the commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment.
Max: Does it involve wanton destruction?
Sam: We can only hope.

MAX: Can we buy you a cup of coffee or some beezlenuts?
SERGEANT BLIP: No thanks. Just getting to hurt people and ruin things is
reward enough for THE RUBBER PANTS COMMANDOS!
MAX: tee hee

SAM: Don’t you just love stopping for breakfast when you’re on the road? I
do… and so does my hairy little friend. And Max does, too.