This has to be the strangest advert ever. It can’t be real, it just can’t. Though I think I need to buy a ticket to Tokyo just to be sure …

Hello my name is Keiko and I live in Tokyo in Japan. I have a nice apartment in Ochanomizu and you are welcome to stay with me if you are UNDER 35 and YOU ARE NICE LOOKING and YOU ARE WHITE. You can save your hotel cost (a lot in Tokyo!) and we can have fun! but ONLY if you are a white guy. I do not want asian men, sorry.

What do you get?

You can stay at my apartment - very nice - it will be living at home for you, only I may be your girlfriend. hehe. I have a nice bed what is very comfortable - and I also have TV (cable ) you can watch English language TV.

What do I get??

I can have some fun sex with Europen, and American guys… what I love – they are very sexy and yummy! - Japanese men are pigs. Also, I want to practise my English with you, please.

Oh, kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that youll wait for me
Hold me like youll never let me go
Cause Im leavin on a jet plane
Dont know when Ill be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

But, Im leavin on a jet plane
Dont know when Ill be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
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Artist: Jewel Lyrics, Song: I’m Leaving On A Jet Plane Lyrics

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