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2006 Darwin Awards

January 5th, 2007 · No Comments

The top three nominations for the Darwin award 2006; of course the top nominee is from England.

(17 April 2006, England) There’s always someone who thinks good advice doesn’t apply to him. For example, if a doctor advises that the one thing you must not do is go near a flame, as you are going to be covered wtih a flammable material, most people would take this advice onboard, and not strike a match until the flammable material has been removed.

It was an old guy, I don’t think that should be the winner. Also he’s clearly already in the gene pool.

(3 June 2006, Florida) Two more candidates have thrown themselves into the running for a Darwin Award. The feet of Jason and Sara, both 21, were found protruding from a deflated, huge helium advertising balloon. Jason was a college student, and Sara attended community college, but apparently their education had glossed over the importance of oxygen.

That’s more like the spirit of the Darwins.

(August 2006, Brazil) August brings us a winner from Brazil, who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective, so he escalated to pounding the RPG with a sledgehammer. The second try worked–in a sense. The explosion proved fatal to one man, six cars, and the repair shop wherein the efforts took place.

The lack of common sense in that one is astounding. What did he think would happen when striking a RPG?

This marks the last of my 2006 posts, not that I have a huge buildup of posts and no time to post them or anything.

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