I found this post over on brainshrub pretty funny. Did anyone really ever think that a vast lesbian conspiracy existed? Really? People can’t be that dumb can they? Oh.
1) Most lesbians don’t hate heterosexual men, they’re annoyed at us. The stereotype is “angry” lesbian, but it’s not anger – it’s annoyance. And honestly, who can blame them? If you lived in a society that measured much of your worth by how willing you were to have sex with people you weren’t interested in – wouldn’t you be annoyed?
2) Many disputes and negotiations in the lesbian community are settled over herbal tea. Lot’s of herbal tea. They do something called “processing” and then talk about the problem ad-nausea for hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours … you get the idea.
Heterosexual women also do this to a lesser extent, but the major difference is that lesbians do not put time constraints on these conversations. The issue either gets resolved, or they continue talking until their ears bleed.