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Spider + Boot = Squish

February 25th, 2007 · 2 Comments

I went to put my boots on the other day and stopped just before I put my feet into them.

No reason, just a feeling.

I turned over the first boot and shook it. Nothing.

On the second, a spider dropped out, landing on the kitchen tiles. It considered me for a second before trying to make a scuttle for it.

I have a strange relationship with spiders so debated my next action for a heartbeat; it ended with my squishing the spider with the boot that had been its home.

I see spiders a lot out of the corner of my vision, where there are no spiders in this reality. I could do with both less real and emphemeral spiders. Admirable creatures.

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  • 1 myFeedz - Articles on "spider" // Mar 21, 2007 at 10:04 PM

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  • 2 Dee // Feb 28, 2007 at 9:49 AM

    I suspect you’ll have some major karma issues to deal with now on. The spiders gods we’re calling out to you to avoid the unnecessary and accidental foot in the boot squish only to be answered with a deliberate boot splat.

    You’ll need to look for more than spiders in the “corner of my vision” from now all. Keep a look-out for spiders with big boots as well.

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