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The Oracle of Starbucks

August 27th, 2007 · No Comments

The Oracle of Starbucks has pronounced a verdict on my drink of choice, the London Fog:

Behold the Oracle’s wisdom:

Personality type: Lame

You’re a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you’re boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you’d like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren’t sure if you’re ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like “friggin'” and “oh, crumb!” Everyone who thinks America’s Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks london fog grande.

Also drinks: V8

Can also be found: On the couch at home

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